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Valentines Day SMS Text Messages, Quotes, Greetings 2

2009-02-03T21:36:00.001+08:00

Valentines Day SMS Text Messages

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

U r unique, U r caring and, U r the Best., And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentines Day.

If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

Love Quotes: Lost Love 14

2009-01-21T22:41:00.001+08:00

Love Quotes: Lost Love 14

"It is now one of my biggest regrets in this life: not to have seen the extent of your love for me."

"I will never regret loving you, only believing you loved me too."

"If your love does not work with that person, it just means that someone else loves you more."

"When you have loved unconditionally one man and lost that love, it leaves a wound that never heals, a sad and broken heart, a void forever."

"We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else. We have to admit that love doesn't give us the license to own a person. This is what love means...sacrifice."

Love Quotes: I Love You 13

2009-01-18T21:19:00.001+08:00

Love Quotes: I Love You 13

"I love you more than there are stars in the sky."

"I love you and you love me. That's all we'll ever need."

"I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I knew no other way than this, where 'I' does not exist, nor 'you'. So close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep."

"If I have to tell you that I love you every minute of every day of my life, it's still not enough to show you how much love I feel for you deep within my heart."

"My love, love in itself is not enough of a word to tell you how I feel. "

Love Quotes: Lost Love 13

2009-01-12T22:03:00.001+08:00

"There's only one thing I regret doing, loving the girl who didn't love me, and forgetting the one who did."

"It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone, when you're heart still does."

"Love is letting go of the one you love, hoping that they will come back to you when they realize what they have lost."

"The time runs slowly...just like my tears."

"Should I hate you because you hurt me? Or should I love you because you made me feel special?"

Love Quotes: Life and Love 13

2009-01-09T20:39:00.001+08:00

Love Quotes: Life and Love 13

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return."

"Take away love and the earth is a tomb."

"Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream."

"You will never know love unless you surrender to it."

"Never let love get the best of you, but you should always try to get the best of love."

Valentines Day SMS Text Messages, Quotes, Greetings

2009-01-07T22:58:00.004+08:00

Valentines Day SMS Text Messages

i'll drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!

baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but Ialways tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU

one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?

When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!

there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me, my sweet angel

Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings 4

2008-12-15T00:06:00.002+08:00

Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings

Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. ~Carrie Latet
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. ~Richard Lamm
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! ~Hamilton Wright Mabie
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. ~Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby
Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself... ~Norman Wesley Brooks, "Let Every Day Be Christmas," 1976

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Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings 3

2008-12-02T23:04:00.002+08:00

Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. ~Washington Irving

Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times. ~Kate L. Bosher

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself. ~Francis C. Farley

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air. ~W.T. Ellis

For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home. ~W.J. Ronald Tucker

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Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings 2

2008-11-27T01:07:00.003+08:00

Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings

A Christmas gambol oft could cheer. The poor man's heart through half the year. ~Walter Scott
Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time. ~Laura Ingalls Wilder
May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through! ~Author Unknown
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings

Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings 1

2008-11-16T17:47:00.002+08:00

Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. ~W.J. Cameron
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. ~Burton Hillis
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home! ~Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836
There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries. ~W.J. Cameron

Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings

2008-11-15T22:53:00.005+08:00

Christmas Quotes, Greetings, Sayings

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peale
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. ~Carol Nelson
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. ~Roy L. Smith
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. ~Mary Ellen Chase
I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. ~Charles Dickens

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Love Quotes: Life and Love 12

2008-10-22T08:28:00.001+08:00

"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards."
"We are who we are, how we got here doesn't matter. What matters is- what do we do know?"
"Sometimes what you want isn't always what you get, but in the end what you get is so much better than what you wanted."
"Fulfillment does not lie in your dreams alone; life would not be complete without one loving and someone loving one in return."
"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."

Scary Creepy Halloween Quotes | SMS

2008-10-20T10:37:00.002+08:00

Check this Scary Creepy Halloween Quotes and SMS Online.

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go/Back to their quiet graves below.
When witches go riding, and black cats are seen/the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.
Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams, so I'll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
On Hallowe'en the thing you must do/ Is pretend that nothing can frighten you /And if somethin' scares you and you want to run/ Just let on like it's Hallowe'en fun.
It's Halloween! It's Halloween! The moon is full and bright/ And we shall see what can't be seen On any other night. Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls, Grinning goblins fighting duels/ Werewolves rising from their tombs, Witches on their magic brooms/ In masks and gown we haunt the street /And knock on doors for trick or treat/ Tonight we are the king and queen, For oh tonight it's Halloween!

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Bible Verses / Quotes 13

2008-10-14T14:46:00.001+08:00

“Never be anxious about the next day, for the next day will have its own anxieties.” - (Matthew 6:34)
“Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt YOU in due time; 7 while YOU throw all YOUR anxiety upon him, because he cares for YOU.” -1 Peter 5:6, 7
“For wisdom is for a protection [the same as] money is for a protection; but the advantage of knowledge is that wisdom itself preserves alive its owners.” -Ecclesiastes 7:12
“Moreover, without faith it is impossible to please [him] well, for he that approaches God must believe that he is and that he becomes the rewarder of those earnestly seeking him.” -Hebrews 11:6
‘Do not be anxious over anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication along with thanksgiving let YOUR petitions be made known to God; 7 and the peace of God that excels all thought will guard YOUR hearts and YOUR mental powers by means of Christ Jesus.’ -Philippians 4:6, 7

Love Quotes: Lost Love 12

2008-10-09T17:25:00.001+08:00

"There are reasons we met, reasons for the good and the bad times, and more importantly, a reason to an end. We have more to learn, more to experience, and more loving left in this lifetime."

"The worst thing is holding on to someone who doesn't want to be held on to."

"I can't believe she's gone, I thought love would last but I was wrong."

"Days continue to pass, stars continue to shine. Why do I have tears in my eyes today when he was NEVER mine?"

"A million words wouldn't bring you back. I know because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know because I've cried!"

Love Quotes: I Love You 12

2008-09-16T10:36:00.000+08:00

"I want you to know how much I love you, but the words escape me."

"It takes three seconds to say I love you. Three hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it."

"As the morning becomes the day and the evening becomes the night, and everything in between, I love you."

"If you want to know how much I love you, look into my eyes with your heart open."

"I love you more than I miss you. If you put that in numbers, you will need more than just a computer."

Love Quotes: Life and Love 11

2008-09-10T12:58:00.001+08:00

"Once you love, you cannot take it back, cannot undo it. What you felt may have changed, shifted slightly, yet still remains love."

"You were my strength when I was weak, you were my voice when I couldn't speak, you were my eyes when I couldn't see; you saw the best there was in me."

"If you want the rainbow, you must first go through the rain."

"Dance like no one's watching, sing like no one's listening, love like you'll never get hurt, and live like it's heaven on Earth!"

"In everything you do, do it with love, and love will always be with you."

Love Quotes: Lost Love 11

2008-09-05T14:35:00.000+08:00

"You left me suddenly, but I know some day you and I will once again be together."

"I cry because I know he doesn't feel the way I do. I cry because I think of how pathetic I am, and I cry because I think I'll be crying forever."

"Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who wouldn't give up on them."

"The biggest mistake in my life that I have ever done was to let you go. And, now I realize that you will never come back to me."

"Some people say the worst way to miss someone is when they are right next to you and you know you can't have them, but it's worse when you thought you didn't want them anymore and then all of a sudden you realize you can't live without them."

Love Quotes: I Love You 11

2008-09-02T09:03:00.002+08:00

"I love you simply because it's you."

"Just before I turn in for the night, I want to let you know that my heart stays with you tight, so that my warmth will make you feel that everything's going to be right. I love you."

"I will walk beside you, I will push you forward from behind and I will run ahead and encourage you forward - all because I love you."

"I love you because I did not intend to love you and yet I honestly do."

"I need to tell you everyday how I feel about you because one day I might not be able to."

Love Quotes: Lost Love 10

2008-08-22T13:40:00.001+08:00

"Searching for answers. But they're all so hard to find. Cuz I'm still loving you baby, Are you still loving me? Baby, don't you turn and close the door, Is it you don't love me anymore?"

"I thought I would die if I couldn't have you. Now that I know I can't have you, death seems inferior."

"Every few nights or so you pop into my dreams, I just can't get rid of you like you got rid of me."

"If you're not the one for me, and I still think you're perfect, think of how amazing it will be to find the one who is."

"Without you there is no love. Without you there is no me. Without you there is nothing. So I'm asking, baby, please don't leave."

Bible Verses / Quotes 12

2008-08-21T09:47:00.002+08:00

“Trust in God with all your heart and do not lean upon your own understanding. In all your ways take notice of him, and he himself will make your paths straight.” - (Proverbs 3:5, 6)

“Sweet is the sleep of the one serving, regardless of whether it is little or much that he eats; but the plenty belonging to the rich one is not permitting him to sleep.” - (Ecclesiastes 5:12)

“The lamp of the body is the eye. If, then, your eye is simple, your whole body will be bright.” - (Matthew 6:22)

“Stop being anxious about your souls as to what you will eat or what you will drink, or about your bodies as to what you will wear.” - (Matthew 6:25)

“Keep on, then, seeking first the kingdom and his righteousness, and all these [other] things will be added to YOU.” - (Matthew 6:33)

Olympic Games Quotes 2

2008-08-13T11:35:00.001+08:00

“When badminton was accepted into the Barcelona Olympic Games it showed that there was an acceptance of my sport internationally.”

“The Olympic Games must not be an end in itself, they must be a means of creating a vast programme of physical education and sports competitions for all young people.”

“For too long the world has failed to recognise that the Olympic Games and the Olympic Movement are about fine athletics and fine art.”

“The Olympic Games are the quadrennial celebration of the springtime of humanity.”

“The Olympic Games were created for the exhaltation of the individual athlete.”

Olympic Games Quotes

2008-08-13T11:30:00.001+08:00

“So you wish to conquer in the Olympic games, my friend? And I too, by the Gods, and a fine thing it would be! But first mark the conditions and the consequences, and then set to work. You will have to put yourself under discipline; to eat by rule, to avoid cakes and sweetmeats; to take exercise at the appointed hour whether you like it or no, in cold and heat; to abstain from cold drinks and from wine at your will; in a word, to give yourself over to the trainer as to a physician. Then in the conflict itself you are likely enough to dislocate your wrist or twist your ankle, to swallow a great deal of dust, or to be severely thrashed, and, after all these things, to be defeated.”

“The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not winning but taking part; the essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting well.”

“Holding an Olympic Games means evoking history.”

“It is the inspiration of the Olympic Games that drives people not only to compete but to improve, and to bring lasting spiritual and moral benefits to the athlete and inspiration to those lucky enough to witness the athletic dedication.”

“The Olympic Games are for the world and all nations must be admitted to them.”

Love Quotes: Life and Love 10

2008-07-16T14:40:00.001+08:00

"Take a look at what you have. Think of all you did to get it. Remember it only takes one second to lose."

"If you enjoy your life to its fullest, love will come and keep you company."

"One must learn to love oneself before one can learn to love others."

"The love we have is God's gift to us, what we do with it is our gift to God."

"Make it perfect, you never know when the last time will be."

Bible Verses / Quotes 11

2008-07-08T09:45:00.001+08:00

“For God loved the world so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life.” -John 3:16

“You are altogether beautiful, O girl companion of mine, and there is no defect in you.” -Song of Solomon 4:7

“Place me as a seal upon your heart, as a seal upon your arm; because love is as strong as death is, insistence on exclusive devotion is as unyielding as She´ol is. Its blazings are the blazings of a fire, the flame of Jah.” -Song of Solomon 8:6

“God is for us a refuge and strength, a help that is readily to be found during distresses.” —PSALM 46:1

“So, if any one of YOU is lacking in wisdom, let him keep on asking God, for he gives generously to all and without reproaching; and it will be given him.” (James 1:5)

Love Quotes: Life and Love 9

2008-07-02T11:31:00.000+08:00

"Don't try to not love someone for it will only make your love grow deeper; just accept it."

"Wishes are for fantasies; fantasies are for dreaming; dreams are for living!"

"Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved."

"You can only judge love if you have been in it yourself."

"If the world ended today, would you be at peace with the amount of love you shared?"

Love Quotes: I Love You 10

2008-06-27T13:39:00.002+08:00

"I love you until the day after forever."

"More than you would ever know, more than I could ever show, more - much more - with each passing day, Darling, I love you."

"I love you not only for who you are, but for what you are making of me."

"Each turn of the clock hand uncovers another reason why I love you!"

"Every touch reminds my heart just how much I love you."

Love Quotes: Life and Love 8

2008-06-23T15:19:00.002+08:00

"Life is neither a bed of roses nor a carpet of thorns, it's just what you make of it."

"I would give up everything for one moment with you; for one moment is better than a life time of never knowing you."

"To see unconditional love look to the eyes of a child."

"Hate is the only love that has missed it's way."

"For awhile I thought I would never love or hate anyone, but I have come to realize I have loved and hated the same person."

Bible Verses / Quotes 10

2008-06-18T16:32:00.002+08:00

However, I say to YOU: Continue to love YOUR enemies and to pray for those persecuting YOU; (Mt 5:44)

And you must love Jehovah your God with all your heart and all your soul and all your vital force (De 6:5)

Love is long-suffering and kind. Love is not jealous, it does not brag, does not get puffed up, does not behave indecently, does not look for its own interests, does not become provoked. It does not keep account of the injury. It does not rejoice over unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.-1Co 13:4-7

Love never fails.—1 Cor. 13:8.

Youth’s for an hour, Beauty’s a flower, But love is the jewel that wins the world.

Love Quotes: Life and Love 7

2008-06-16T11:01:00.001+08:00

"Where life exists, love exists."

"The biggest mistake of my life is that I said yes, when I had to say no."

"Everything is alright in the end. If it's not alright, then it's not the end."

"Choices that deal with love are like alcohol, when you are under the influence of it you tend to do things that you regret later on."

"Love can only be what you want it to be."

Love Quotes: Life and Love 6

2008-06-13T10:18:00.001+08:00

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on."

"Sometimes it's the things that you can't do, that bring out the brilliance of what you can!"

"When I saw how much pain love could bring I felt sorry for those in love, when I saw how much joy love could bring I envied those in love."

"Life would go on smoothly if we only knew what to do with it."

"If love is not worth waiting for, it's not worth having."

Birthday Quotes | Quotations 2

2008-06-10T11:51:00.001+08:00

Sending birthday blessings filled with love and peace and joy wishing sweetest things happen right before your eyes

When god made u he was having a good day! coz ur so special , so kindhearted , that its difficult 2 tell in words ... happy birthday

You celebrate ur birth day am also coming and we enjoy together . happy birthday to you.

M0ney is short. times are hard. i just txt yu yu'r birthday gift. happy birthday!!

Xmas is a day all sorrows ,tribulations and problems of life are been forgetten .xmas is a day full of joy and happiness and celebration of new life and a happy home.may your days be bright and be full of joy, happiness as you celebrate your xmas and the new year to come shall be the beginning of new life, prosperity and promotions in all aspect of yur life and as you passed by the year 2006 let all your burdens,controversies and disturbanceses be things of the past and 2007 the beginning of reinstatement of lost positions and jobs and let your appearance and job rejuvenate to your happiness. patsokari kipemun.

Birthday Quotes | Quotations

2008-06-06T14:20:00.000+08:00

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!

Its another day 4 u. god picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year,

Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.

I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. wish you happy birthday

Many many happy returns of the day

Father's Day Quotes | Quotations 4

2008-06-04T15:34:00.000+08:00

DAD, When i was born, You were there to catch me when i fall, whenever and wherever. When i said my first words, You were there for me, to teach me the whole dictionary if need be. When i took my first steps, You were there to encourage me on. When i had my first day at school, you were there to give me advice and help me with my homework. I still havent finished school, or walked down the aisle, or had my first child. But i know you will be there for me through all these times and more, the good and bad. So i just wrote this to say 'I LOVE YOU DAD!!!'

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me

a father is someone that holds your hand at the fair makes sure you do what your mother says holds back your hair when yor are sick brushes that hair when it is tangled because mother is too busy lets you eat ice cream for breakfeast but only when mother is away he walks you down the aisle and tells you everythings gonna be ok

They say that from the instant he lays eyes on her, a father adores his daughter. Whoever she grows up to be, she is always to him that little girl in pigtails. She makes him feel like Christmas. In exchange, he makes a secret promise not to see the awkwardness of her teenage years, the mistakes she makes or the secrets she keeps.

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

Love Quotes: Life and Love 5

2008-06-04T10:58:00.000+08:00

"Love me for a second, and I will make that second last a lifetime!"

"Everyone must go through a storm to get to a rainbow."

"It's true we don't know what we've got until its gone, but we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

"You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can't predict the weather."

"What do you live for when all you were living for is gone?"

Love Quotes: Lost Love 9

2008-06-02T12:54:00.000+08:00

"You hurt me more than I deserve, how can you be so cruel? I love you more than you deserve, why am I such a fool?"

"It's amazing how you make your face just like a wall, how you take your heart and turn it off, how I turn my head and lose it all."

"It's better to be with no one than to be with the wrong one."

"Happiness is the best revenge!!!"

"Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream."

Bible Verses / Quotes 9

2008-05-30T07:46:00.002+08:00

However, I say to YOU: Continue to love YOUR enemies and to pray for those persecuting YOU; (Mt 5:44)

For God loved the world so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)

The love is in this respect, not that we have loved God, but that he loved us and sent forth his Son as a propitiatory sacrifice for our sins. -1Jo 4:10

Love is a perfect bond of union. (Col 3:14)

If anyone makes the statement: “I love God,” and yet is hating his brother, he is a liar. For he who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot be loving God, whom he has not seen. And this commandment we have from him, that the one who loves God should be loving his brother also. -1Jo 4:20, 21

Love Quotes: I Love You 9

2008-05-28T08:02:00.001+08:00

"If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, 'I love you.'"

"I may not know everything, but there's one thing that I know and am sure of; I love you."

"I love you, beyond poetry."

Te quiero mas que el amor - I love you more than love."

"I love you very much, because with you, I found a way to love myself again."

Love Quotes: Life and Love 4

2008-05-26T13:36:00.001+08:00

"Love for a loss can make you die, but love for a life will grant you immortality."

"Your first love is not always your truest love."

"To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. To love and be loved by someone is everything."

"Men who do not forgive women their little faults will never enjoy their great virtues."

"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying."

Love Quotes: Life and Love 3

2008-05-23T13:22:00.001+08:00

"The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ...."

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

"To live is like to love, all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it."

"When you love, there's no such thing as loving a little, but loving all the way. Love may not ask you to give up your life, but it will require lots of sacrifices."

"The higher you climb on love's ladder; the harder you fall."

Bible Verses / Quotes 8

2008-05-22T16:12:00.002+08:00

“Destruction cometh; and they shall seek peace, and there shall be none.”

“Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one, Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude; never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith, its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love; but the greatest of them all is love.”

“Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid...for the Lord thy God, he it is that doth go with thee; he will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.”

“For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.”

“I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. (Jeremiah 29:11)”

Father's Day Quotes | Quotations 3

2008-05-21T23:29:00.003+08:00

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
That's the way of a Father. To teach and inspire his children to do good of their own free will rather than fear of somebody else. That's the difference between a slave's Master and a child's Father.
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

Love Quotes: Life and Love 2

2008-05-21T10:43:00.001+08:00

"Dedicate your life to God, though choose carefully who you dedicate your love to."

"Always remember that through the tormoil love may bring, the heart sees what the eyes cannot."

"Some say love is life, but love without hope and faith is an agonizing death."

"A gift may not be able to represent how deep a person is in love with you, but one thing is certain, a person who never gives will never be able to take."

"You'll be surprised to know how far you can go from the point where you thought it was the end."

Love Quotes: Lost Love 8

2008-05-20T15:11:00.001+08:00

"One day you'll love me, the way I loved you. One day you'll think of me the way I thought of you. One day you'll cry for me, the way I cried for you. One day you'll want me, but I won't want you."

"Even if he doesn't like me tomorrow, I knew he loved me yesterday."

"You said you didn't want to see me get hurt, so does that mean you closed your eyes when I cried?"

"I thought I'd forget you, but I guess I forgot to."

"Don't say we're not right for each other, the way I see it, we're not meant for anyone else."

Love Quotes: I Love You 8

2008-05-19T11:19:00.002+08:00

"Man loves money, bees love honey, flowers love dew, and I love you!"

"I love you more than my teddybear, but please, don't tell him ... ."

"Going back with you may be hard, but going forward without you is impossible. I love you."

"I love you more now than when you began to read this sentence."

"I love you more today than yesterday but far less than tomorrow."

Love Quotes: Life and Love 1

2008-05-16T11:37:00.001+08:00

"As food is needed for the body, them same way love is needed for the soul. Food strengthens the body while love strengths the soul. A person is incomplete without love."

"Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end."

"Don't just love him, but show him."

"When you wake up in the morning, kiss your loved one on the forehead and wish them a good day."

"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are; you end up being complete with your loved ones."

Father's Day Quotes | Quotations 2

2008-05-14T14:37:00.002+08:00

Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ~Author Unknown

Father's Day Quotes | Quotations

2008-05-13T15:54:00.002+08:00

He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." ~Harmon Killebrew

One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby

Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth

Love Quotes: Life and Love

2008-05-12T11:47:00.001+08:00

"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met."

"Life without Love is like a harp without strings."

"Where so ever you go, go with all your heart."

"You can’t make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth."

"If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and You are the music."

Love Quotes: Lost Love 7

2008-05-09T14:16:00.002+08:00

"Loving you was easy, losing you was hard. Loving you is still easy, but knowing you are no longer mine, is the hardest of it all."

"They say no matter how dark the night is, the sun always rises again ... I say lost love makes one realize that no matter how bright the day is, the sun will always set again."

"Once you find someone you really love try your hardest not to lose them, because you will never get over the feeling of loneliness."

"A lost love is never lost unless what's lost is the love for your lover."

"If you could choose between life and death you would almost rather die, love is fun but hurts so much the price you pay is high. And so I say don't fall in love, you will get hurt before your through. You see my friend, I ought to know, I fell in love with you."

Love Quotes: I Love You 7

2008-05-06T15:50:00.001+08:00

"If there's time for only three words in my lifetime, it would be, I love you."

"If you're asking if I need you, the answer is forever. If you're asking if I will leave you, the answer is never. If you're asking what I value, the answer is you. If you asking if I love you, the answer is I DO."

"I love you for you, but mostly I love you for what I am when I'm with you."

"I love you unconditionally, with everything I am, and more than anyone ever thought possible."

"I love you not because of anything you have, but because of something that I feel when I'm near you."

Bible Verses / Quotes 7

2008-05-02T16:00:00.001+08:00

“Give, and it shall be given to you. For whatever measure you deal out to others, it will be dealt to you in return.”

“Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. (Ephesians 6:18)”

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”

“Great men are not always wise”

“A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult”

Love Quotes: Lost Love 6

2008-04-30T16:39:00.002+08:00

"What do you live for when all you were living for is gone?"

"A distant cry is love lost, but the sound of laughter is one that'll last forever, whatever that may be."

"Losing you is like losing my heart."

"Take a look at what you have. Think of all you did to get it. Remember it only takes one second to lose."

"Fate brought you back to me, this time I won't let you leave. I'm gonna love you until the end."

Love Quotes: I Love You 6

2008-04-28T14:50:00.002+08:00

"I love you without reason and that is reason enough."

"You could put all the hearts together in the world and that still wouldn't describe how much I love you."

"Each star in the sky symbolizes one reason why I love you."

"Let these words not only touch your eyes, let it travel through your soul, and let it rest in your heart, as you rest in mine, 'I love you.'"

"I love you by no stretch of your imagination."

Love Quotes: Lost Love 5

2008-04-21T15:50:00.002+08:00

"When speaking of lost love, time may heal all wounds, but there will always be scars."

"Breaking up is not a stupid thing; instead it makes you a better person and realize your mistakes."

"No matter how much it'll hurt me to see you, my most loved lost one, all that I wish is look into your eyes once again."

"I'm not saying there wasn't anything wrong, I just didn't think you'd ever get tired of me. I'm not saying we ever had the right to hold on, I just didn't wanna let it get away from me."

"Letting go of someone dear to you is hard, but holding on to someone who doesn't even feel the same is much harder. Giving up doesn't mean you are weak! It only means that you are strong enough to let go!"

Bible Verses / Quotes 6

2008-04-18T12:30:00.002+08:00

"Let us not love with words or tongue, but with actions and in truth." 1 John 3:18

"Nobody should seek his own good, but the good of others." 1 Corinthians 10:24

"Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast. It is not proud. It is not rude. It is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered. It keeps no record of wrong doing. It does not delight in evil, but rejoices in the truth. It always protects, trusts, hopes, perseveres." Corinthians 13

Love Quotes: I Love You 5

2008-04-11T12:59:00.001+08:00

"The road to true love was never easy, I know I've hit all the bumps, but now I'm standing strong saying, I love you, 'til the end of time."

"I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are away...."

"I have painted a million of kisses for you. I have filled an ocean of tears for you. I have walked a thousand miles for you. I have counted the stars for you. I did that, all because I love you."

"The more I live, the more I know, What's simple is true; I love you."

"There's no limit to what I wouldn't do for you. Just ask, it will be done, no matter the miles, no matter the sacrifice. I love you, and you'll always be in my heart."

Bible Verses / Quotes 5

2008-04-04T16:35:00.003+08:00

"Every time you cross my mind, I break out in exclamations of thanks to God." Philippians 1:3; Apostle Paul

"I found the one my heart loves." Song of Solomon 3:4

"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear." I John. IV. 18

"Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it." Song Of Solomon 8:7

"My beloved is mine and I am his." Song of Solomon 2:16

I Like Your Thinking

2008-03-31T14:02:00.001+08:00

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

Bible Verses / Quotes 4

2008-03-26T10:44:00.004+08:00

"Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work: If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up! Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? The one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves." Ecclesiastes 4:9-12

"Pleasant words are as a honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and healthy to the bones." Proverbs 16:24

"Come let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves." Proverbs 7:18

"Put me as a sign on your heart, as a sign on your arm; love is strong as death, and wrath bitter as the underworld: its coals are coals of fire; violent are its flames." Solomon Song of Songs

"May the Lord bless you and keep you. May His light be always with thee. May He keep you safe from harm, and shield you from all wrong. May He grant you His peace. May He guide you on your way. Bring you joy with each new day." The Benediction

Love Quotes: I Love You 4

2008-03-25T08:47:00.003+08:00

"I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, I always will..."

"I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let you go. I love you more than anyone, I just had to let you know. And if you ever wonder why, I don't know what I'll say, but I'll never stop loving you, each and every day."

"Baby! I love you more than cooked food."

"When you say you love me, the world stops for a moment, the stars stop shining, the moon stops glowing, the earth stops breathing, all that's alive is our love ... I love you." "Look into my heart and see what I am saying, for my heart speaks the truth and the truth is I love you."

"Everytime the wind blows, I whisper, 'I LOVE YOU!'"

Love Quotes: Lost Love 4

2008-03-18T13:46:00.002+08:00

"How can I forget you when your always on my mind? How can I not want you when your all I want inside? How can I let you go when I can't see us apart? How can I not love you when you control my heart?"

"Learn to love someone who would never make you cry. If he hurts you real bad, then why don't you just say goodbye. You see, men are not worthy of precious tears, they just make us look terrible so please remember that my dear."

"I thought that by telling myself and everyone else that I hated you. That sooner or later I would come to believe it. But I now realize that by lying, it makes me want you even more."

"Parting of loving someone is learning to let go."

"A failing love is like desperately hanging on to something precious; not wanting to give up, but your hands feel the pain. And, when you finally let go, you're free from any pain, but your hands are empty."

Modern Day Love Letter

2008-03-13T09:42:00.003+08:00

My ever dearest Reth,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Thursday, the 1st of February 2008.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 1st of February 2007 at 15:00 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However, I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your cute cousin, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. SuperStraightforward

P.S

I've syndicated this post from Pancakes Blog, i love reading this love letter. Lolz. ;)

Bible Verses / Quotes 3

2008-03-12T15:54:00.004+08:00

"But blessed are your eyes, because they see, and your ears, because they hear." The Bible, Matthew 13:16

"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." St. John, Chapter 15, Verse 13

"If I cannot love ... I am nothing." Bible

"Above all else, guard thy heart for it is the wellspring of life." Proverbs 4:23

"There are three things that remain - faith, hope, and love - and the greatest of these is love." Paul/1 Corinthians 13:13

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2008-03-12T11:07:00.002+08:00

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Love Quotes: I Love You 3

2008-03-10T14:41:00.003+08:00

"A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I love you!"

"Tears in my eyes, you on my mind, love in my heart, oceans in-between ... I love you."

"I love you today, yesterday and every tomorrow."

"If I had the whole world to write on to express how much I love you, it wouldn't all fit."

"It's not my fault I love you, it's yours."

Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story

2008-03-07T12:56:00.000+08:00

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at Southern Methodist University:

In-class Assignment for Wednesday:

Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his other immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached. The following was actually turned in by two of my English students, Rebecca [last name deleted] and Gary [last name deleted.] "

At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth -- when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Au'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through Congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion which vaporized Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow'em out of the sky!"

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent.

Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium.

Asshole.

Bitch.

Love Quotes: Lost Love 3

2008-03-06T08:37:00.001+08:00

"It's a horrible thing to see your lost love walk past you with another girl, and it's the worst thing to know that you made a mistake in letting him go."

"I can't escape the thought of you. Even in my dreams you are there. It's not fair how your gone, and how you're moving on so fast, while I am still living in the past."

"It's a long road when you face the world alone, when no one reaches out a hand for you to hold. You can find love if you search within your soul, and the emptiness you felt will disappear."

"I was finally getting over you and actually believing I didn't need you. I was finally accepting you had another girl. Then you smiled at me and ruined it all."

"Don't ever give up if you still want to try, don't ever wipe your tears if you still want to cry. Don't ever settle for an answer if you still want to know. Don't ever say you don't love him if you can't let him go."

Love Quotes: I Love You 2

2008-03-03T08:44:00.003+08:00

"I Love you with the breath, the smiles and the tears of all my life."

"The more I know you, the more I love you."

"For yesterday's memories, today's love, and tomorrow's dreams I love you."

"I love you not because it is right, but because I love you."

"I love you. There is nothing else to do, run and I will run with you."

I Want To Be Your Everything

2008-03-03T08:44:00.002+08:00

Dear Stephen,

"Valuing a relationship is not merely done by seeing each other everyday. What counts is how much in our busy lives we remember each other." --Author Unknown

Everything you do for me reassures me that I am appreciated. I want you to know that you mean so much to me. From the first day we met, you were determined to get to know me. At first, I was skeptical about you because of your persistence, but you quickly grew on me. I want you to know that every moment we’ve spent together since that first day holds a special place in my heart. I was afraid at first that if I let you in I’d regret it, but I haven’t regretted a single moment. I trust you, and I know you’ll be there for me no matter what. I trust that you’ll be faithful to me and that you won’t hurt my heart. You tell me how you want only the best for me. You tell me how beautiful I am. You tell me how you love every curve of my body. You just make me feel extra special; make me feel a sense of warmth inside. I want you to know that I love you for this! I love you for being so caring and genuine. I love you for everything you’ve done for me. I love you for the happiness and joy you bring to my life. I love you for you! We don’t even need to talk to communicate with each other. By just being together, holding hands, or cuddling, we can sense each other’s thoughts and inner feelings. I want you to know that I want the best for you as well. I want you to succeed and I want all your dreams and fantasies to come true. I know that in me you see a young woman full of kindness, understanding, and compassion. A young woman with an open-heart. A young woman who puts a smile on your face everyday. I will be that woman who’s there for you just as you’re there for me, the one who encourages you through life’s ups and downs. But ultimately, I want to be the woman who is your everything. Not an hour goes by that I don’t think about you. You have brought so much joy to my life and you give me so much to look forward to when I wake up every morning. I want you to know that I sincerely appreciate you and I can never tell you enough that “I LOVE YOU!”

Love always,

Roneé

Bible Verses / Quotes 2

2008-02-29T08:46:00.003+08:00

"Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine." Song of Solomon 1:2

"Always be joyful." the Bible, 2 Thess. 5:16

"...Love comes from a pure heart and a good conscience and a sincere faith." 1 Timothy 1:5

"Until the angels close my eyes, I can't imagine seeing life without you."

"Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen." Bible - Hebrews 11:1

Love Quotes: Lost Love 2

2008-02-29T08:39:00.004+08:00

"Time goes by, life goes on, and all I can think of is why you're gone."

"A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it."

"Memories are the best souvenirs."

"I should have been more careful. I was blinded by your halo, so I never noticed the horns."

"If I could have one lifetime wish, one wish that would come true, I'd pray to God with all my heart, for yesterday...and you!"

Jokes : Computer Diagnosis

2008-02-28T11:46:00.000+08:00

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

Love Quotes: Lost Love

2008-02-27T08:18:00.003+08:00

"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met."

"True love never dies as we see in our eyes, only when we let go that we can truly say goodbye."

"Real loss only occurs when you lose something that you love more than yourself."

"I thought I loved him/her, but he/she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is."

"The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before."

Bible Verses / Quotes

2008-02-26T12:27:00.007+08:00

"When one finds a worthy wife, her value is far beyond pearls. Her husband entrusting his heart to her, has an unfailing prize." Proverbs 31:10-11

"Love never fails. But where there are propheccies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away." 1 Corinthians 14:1

"I may be able to speak the languages of human beings and even of angels, but if I have no love, my speech is no more than a noisy gong or a clanging bell. I may have the gift of inspired preaching; I may have all knowledge and understand all secrets; I may have the faith needed to move mountains-but if I have no love, I am nothing. I may give away everything I have, and even give up my body to be burned-but if I have no love, this does me no good." 1 Corinthians, 13:1-13

"May the Lord make your love increase and overflow for each other and for everyone else." 1 Thessalonians 3:12

"As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the daughters. As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." Song of Solomon 2:2,3

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"Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you."

"If enduring pain, braving shame, despising one's self for the sake of affection and accepting misery without question is the definition of love - then, I LOVE YOU."

"I love you more than any word can say ... I love you more than every action I take ... I'll be right here loving you till the end."

"831 means 'I Love You', 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning."

"I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you."

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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

That's the way of a Father. To teach and inspire his children to do good of their own free will rather than fear of somebody else. That's the difference between a slave's Master and a child's Father.

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